Miyerkules, Abril 6, 2011

Duality

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has With GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is GOD Good ?
Student: Sure.
Professor: Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student: Yes.
Professor: My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella. Is GOD Good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good ?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from ?
Student: From . . . GOD . . .
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)
Professor: Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son ...Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student: No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever Felt your GOD , Tasted your GOD , Smelt your GOD ? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir. There isn't..

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student: Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot Measure Cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student: What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student: Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor, Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student: Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly ! The Link between Man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

[note: Hindi po ako ang orihinal na may akda ng argumentong ito. Ang lahat pong ito ay mula sa aking mga lumang email na natanggap noong taong 2007. Nawa'y nagustuhan nyo po ang talakayang ito...]

12 komento:

  1. hey!! naalala ko to.. :-D ...

    ito yung sa youtube.. si einstein.. :-D hahaha!! thank you for sharing!! never thought that there is a text form ng conversation nila.. :-D hehehe...

    new to your site.. (nakakatakot yung background...) pero cool!!!

    ex links!!!

    TumugonBurahin
  2. galing. i heard the story before but not the whole thing. mas maganda pala ang whole version. XD

    TumugonBurahin
  3. read this so many times and gustung gusto ko.

    TumugonBurahin
  4. My atheist friend should read this, thanks for sharing :)

    TumugonBurahin
  5. @Yvarro
    yeah sure..na add na kita...:)

    @nieco_speaks
    yeah..ilang beses ko na ngang nabasa din ito.. pero swabe pa din...

    @Bino
    ahehehe..pareho tayo..paulit-ulit nga din ako..pero ayuz n ayuz lng...:)

    @Charles
    yeah..yun nga... pero kung saan sya masaya hayaan mo lng sya..kumbaga paradoxical intervention...^_^ salamat sa pagbisita... ;)

    TumugonBurahin
  6. nice! nice... parang biglang gusto ko din ito ipagkalat sa mga atheist... hahahahha :) meron kase akong inaway nun eh.. (warfreak pala?) hahaha chos lang.. pero nice.. napanuod ko na toh dati eh.. oo yung kay einstein nga... share ko link mo sa fb ko a :)

    TumugonBurahin
  7. nakatanggap din ako nito, ang galing ng convo, supalpal ung prof! :D

    Gusto mo bang manalo ng $25?

    TumugonBurahin
  8. i love this post!!! grabe! tama! pedeng ishare sa fb? heheeh. nice!!!!

    TumugonBurahin
  9. mas maganda pala talaga yung whole version..ang galing nito..thumbs up!=)

    si einstein ba yun student dito?or the other way around?

    TumugonBurahin
  10. @Kamila
    ahehehe...cge lang pagkalat po natin yan... aheks... :)

    @LordCM
    ahehehe..uu nga...nagpo-power trip kasi... ahahaha... :)

    @khantotantra
    yeah..sure..share lng po ntin... :)

    @cheese
    ahahaha..at may pangalan ko talaga... ahehehe... :)

    @♥superjaid♥
    hindi naman din na confirm kung si Einstein yung student... pero yun yung sabi nila.. pero posible nga na si Einstein yun kaso nga lang hindi ko din kasi alam kung Christian nga tlaga sya...although nun bata sya umaatend sya sa Catholic school, pero pinanganak syang Jew... :)

    TumugonBurahin
  11. i've read this before sa email...this is so nice...the way ideliver ang conversation nila...

    TumugonBurahin

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