...Chip Tsao...

[EDIT:]This is not China vs. Philippines. This is Chip Tsao alone vs. Pinoys. Hindi ito trabaho lang, personalan na ito.

Chip Tsao (noun) : isang mumurahing klase ng Tsino na nakabase sa Hong Kong. Walang magawa kundi mang-alipusta ng mga Pinoy. Abisyosong manunulat na intsik. Dagdag na kasiraan sa China. Pesteng manunulat. Synonyms: Super Cheap Chinese.

...nakabakasyon na ako ngayon... pero pahabol lang po...mukha yatang pinag-iinit kasi talaga ang ulo ko ng Cheap (Chip) Tsao na ito... ilang saglit pa lang ako nawawala meron na naman pa lang kalaban si SuperGulaman...wag kayong mag-alala, nakamasid naman ako sa mga kaguluhan na nagaganap... para malinaw ito po ang istorya na isinulat ng abisyosong Intsik sa isang arikulo sa isang magazine sa Hong Kong:

"The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That's no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.

"But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don't flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.

"As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

"Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

"Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout 'China, Madam/Sir' loudly whenever they hear the word 'Spratly.' They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, 'Long live Chairman Mao!' at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I'm not sure if that's going a bit too far, at least for the time being."

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hindi ko alam ang tama nito sa utak at kung anu-ano ang pinagsusulat.... sa aking palagay hindi na ito usaping Spratly Islands... personal ang galit ni Chip Tsao sa mga Pilipino... hindi ko lang alam kung dahilan ito ng pagkaka-ban ng produkto ng China sa Pilipinas dahil sa melamine outbreak.... pero hindi siguro, meron pang mas malalim na dahilan... siguro nag-break sila ng syota nyang Pinay at halos sinumpa nya ang mga Pilipino... ang kanyang pahayag sa artikulong iyon ay malinaw na kaso ng "racial discrimination"... papuntahin yang Chip Tsao na yan sa Maynila at ng makita nya ang hinahanap nya... sa Hong Kong nakabase ang karamihan ng aming kliyente...kung kaya malaman ko lang na isa ka sa aming kliyente...humanda yang paper works mo....o baka naman startegy lang ito... publicity ba... pero magkagayunman, nagkamali sya ng binangga... Ako si SuperGulaman...Pinoy Ako! hindi makakapayag sa mga abusado, hindi kami papatalo... magaling ka man sa Kung Fu...sibat at pana ang katapat mo...

ayan tama na yan...inilabas ko lang ang init ng ulo ko...magbabakasyon na ako ulit... paalam po sa lahat.... ^_^